Stupid quotes

We have a twenty words to describe the sea but none to describe your behaviour
- Tuskarr fisherman in World of Warcraft

If you ask me to name the three scariest threats faced my mankind, I would gibe you the same answer as most people would: nuclear war , global warming , and facebook.
- anonymous ( obviously not very supportive of facebook.)

If there are more answers that questions, then times are bad.But if there are more questions than answers, then times are even worse.
- random quote from Star Wars


Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Peter Ustinov
English actor & author (1921 - 2004)

Hey diddle diddle.
The mucas and the spittle.
The corpse sank in the lagoon.
The murloc said
To see such a sight.
And the dwarf spanked the baboon
-World of Warcraft anonymous undead character.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. but i go through his ribcage..
-cannibal